Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
How lovely are your branches....

Free cat

Pup on a bike

Pup sure does like to ride a bike. I figured out a new way to strap her in with a bungee cord. She gets all excited. It sure is fun to ride a pup around.

Same guy ?

I have thought about this a long time.
I think that Dr. Neil Clark Warren, of eHarmony, and Adam West, of the Batman TV show are the same guy.
What do you think?

downtown

downtown
i walked around downtown
so loud it didnt make a sound
or if it did i never knew
sweat on my forehead
shiny windows
1000 feet high
do you look down on me?
cause i never thought poorly
of you
and yours
and i dont have mine
to hold anymore
so i walk around downtown
and i dont make a sound
downtown

Meathead

I get a day off work
My chest hurts
It is hot outside
Fresh vegetables for sale
Dont trade your soul
They are out to get you
My chest hurts
Salute the unsalutable

Blackcattips

Sad to Glad

I wad sad. I was mad. Then I bought some new clippers. Now I am glad. So glad.

Tuberculosis on a rocket

Why is a guy with a lung ailment such a big deal? Doc Holiday had TB and he still rode a horse. Ol' Doc went to Arizona and nobody cared. Why is this dude from Atlanta so important? Man, next time I get chicken pox I am hopping on a flight to China. That will get them worked up. Maybe I will get a broke neck and fly to Moscow. Then they will find out who is in charge around here! This whole deal is not that big of a problem. It does not need to take over all news shows. We don't need a interview with the guy. He doesn't even feel bad. No one is getting TB. Ok? Why not talk about talk about the new Russian and Chinese missles which were announced this week. Missles which are a direct threat to all American's everyday lives. Missles with multiple nuclear warheads. Missles with a threat behind them. Missles that can out run any defense we have. Now...a cough doesn't seem so scary does it?